Aunt Sonia invites you over after catching you wanking

"I hope you didn't mind me texting you last night. It's just I felt it better that you came over to see me and we had a little chat together. Just you and me on our own."

"Good. It's just that it's a bit embarrassing and I'm not quite sure how to broach this, but obviously you found out that your auntie's a porn star."

"It's an awkward one, isn't it? I wasn't quite sure how to tell you, or what have you. How do I know? Well, I couldn't help but notice. Last week when you were here and you went upstairs, I happened to notice you wanking in the spare bedroom on the computer.

"And when I looked, it was me. You didn't notice that I was just peeping through the door. So, do you do that often? Really? What do you think of? Do you think of me as in your auntie or just a porn star?

"Oh, these. I see. So you like my big, huge tits, do you? I love my tits. They're so, so heavy. It goes without saying, of course, your uncle loves them. And now you like them too. Big, milf porn tits, huh?"